I'll never assume you care about anything

A King Township candidate is mad at me for accusing him of caring about the environment.
Let’s set the record straight: Ward 1 candidate Stephen Kornblum wants it known: he has nothing to say and has said nothing about the air, the water, global warming or even polar ice caps. 
I caught Mr. Kornblum smoking, assumed he was environmentally conscious and suggested he can’t suck and blow at the same time.
Since Mr. Kornblum took time away from his life-long nicotine habit to call for a retraction, it’s only fair that he get one.
Let it be known: I will never assume anyone cares about anything ever again. So sorry.
Other candidates take note: If you’re going to take shots at me, check your ammunition. As a veteran of the fourth estate, I run with the foxes and hunt with the hounds. I’ve been booed, screwed and tattooed. If that’s not enough, I’m rough, tough, hard to bluff and very used to hardship. As a bonus, I’ve got a sense of humour. If I didn’t poke fun at politicians and wanna-bes, I’d wither up and die.