If I were a 911 operator...

It's a good job I wasn't the 911 dispatcher taking the report of the elephant sightings in Newmarket in the dead of night yesterday.
Here's what you'd get if I was the dispatcher.
Caller: There are two elephants walking down the street on Eagle Street in Newmarket.
Joan the dispatcher:  Get out in front and turn it into a parade.
After listening to the 911 call, I wondered if the dispatcher had to adopt an emotional flat line to resist asking if the elephants were pink.
When Susie and Bunny decided to go for a stroll, it was the first escape in the 70-year history of Garden Brothers Circus.
"We're taking steps to make sure this doesn't happen again," Ian Garden, president and ringmaster of the circus, told the media.
This guy's a killjoy - his elephants put a smile on many faces without costing anyone a dime.
See what happens when you don't listen to the boss.
To Susie and Bunny, good on you.