Going to new lengths

What next? A lady was sent home from work because her skirt was too long.  A Toronto Star survey found 57 per cent of people think her employer at Pearson International airport was justified sending the airport security guard, a devout Muslim, home until she agrees to shorten her skirt. Instead of getting in a twist about the length of a woman's skirt, airport officials should focus their attention on safe takeoffs and landings without killing passengers and crews. If a woman wants to wear a long skirt, that's her choice. If the boss is a male, he should drop his pants. Think about it: pants go to the ankles just like the woman's skirt. If I were her, I'd be tempted to report to work buck naked just to get even.