A few tears does the campaign good

The ice queen has melted, kick-starting a when-all-else-fails cry movement.
When a tear fell in New Hampshire Monday, it bolstered Democrat Hillary Clinton's chances of sitting in the big chair come November.
Hillary's rare show of emotion is the talk of the town.
"Maybe I have liberated us to actually let women be human beings in public," the presidential hopeful told the media.
It may be OK for Hillary to cry her way to the White House, but I hope she reserves the good stuff for the world stage. I'd pay good money to see the next president of the United States throw herself to the floor and throw a good old American temper tantrum for all the world to see. 
No doubt Hillary realizes, in the name of equality, tears must now fall in all U.S. states. Since the race for the White House has turned sad, Hillary should practise lip quivering, silent sobbing and lady-like whimpering.